The story of Flickum started in 1918 when during the Spanish Flu Pandemic, an explorer called Doktor Von Wolfenstein and his trusted companion went to Canada to practice social distancing.  They found themselves in a predicament when they wandered off the trail and were captured by a pack of albino brown bears.  Being held captive by the bears for 3 years living off only roots, berries, and Cheetos, they learned of the rules, dimensions, strategies and challenges of a game the bears called Flickum.

 

Of course, the bears could only talk about the game since they did not have the dexterity in their paws to actually perform the activity of flicking.  After 3 years while the bears were on a honey run the pair escaped and made their way back into the United States.  While camping in Bighorn National Forest, Doctor Von Wolfenstien’s partner was attacked and eaten by a pack of wild dogs.  Saddened by his loss of his friend he decided to join the Peace Corps.  

 

Doktor Von Wolfenstein was assigned to work in the villages of Mongolia and lived in yurts teaching the children English.  After his 4 year stint in Mongolia in a case of mistaken identity, he was jailed and sent to a prison camp in central Asia.  This is where he met his cell mate and future friend Bongo, a 600 lb talking chimpanzee that could blow unique smoke rings that mesmerized his captors.  Since Bongo was on his 8th year of a 10 year sentence for armed robbery, Doktor Von Wolfenstein shared all the details of Flickum with his new friend.  Bongo was ahead of his time being able to invent a flash drive and pull all the details together.  

 

After being released Bongo saved his money and flew to the US to start his new life, by this time it was January of 2020.  During a drunken frat party , Bongo bet his flash drive on a chugging contest.  Bongo lost hands down, although he was at a disadvantage since his massive molars would not let the bottles sit correctly in his gums.  Once obtaining the flash drive, the young entrepreneur realized that this game could bring world peace and unity during the current Pandemic.  And the rest is history.

 

No one ever heard from Doktor Von Wolfenstein again, it was rumored that he was shot during a prison escape. While others swear he was smuggled out of the prison by the Monks and he is still living in the mountains of Southeast China.  The most believable explanation is that he was secretly extracted from the prison by the US government and held at Area 51 in Nevada.  Several DNA tests have shown specific matches with the Doktor.  Any information about the Doktor would be appreciated… 

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